The Beer Snobs

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Hey Beerwerks Trailblazers! We’ve got some new trailblazers in town with some decidedly selective tastes. Meet the newest Trailblazer – can you relate?

Marcus and Conrad are the snobbiest of snobs… when it comes to beer. They are self-appointed beer inspectors and they WILL judge you on your choice of beer. Don’t believe us? Listen to this: Conrad claims lite beer has never once touched his lips and Marcus didn’t partake of the toast at his sister’s wedding because they served the beer in the wrong glass. They still haven’t spoken. Trust us, though. The Beerwerks Trails is ready for these two. Will they find a beer that’s worthy of their taste buds? Definitely. 

While a full-length itinerary is coming soon, read on for some Beer Snobs’ favorites, fine establishments that will please even the pickiest self-appointed arbiters of taste.

Fine Clothing

You’ll never find Marcus and Conrad lounging around in hoodies and saggy jeans. Whether dining or hiking, they dress, and they dress well. Here’s where they head for quality.

Fine Jewelry 

Marcus and Conrad know the value of fine jewelry and accessories. From cufflinks to watches to monogrammed tie bars, and gold-plated bottle openers, they’re up on the classics and the current trends.

Fine Dining

After a day of evaluating craft beer and passing judgement on everybody and everything, Conrad and Marcus are understandably famished. Here are some fine dining establishments that will please their discerning palates.

Self-Care

It’s difficult to go through life demanding high standards from everyone and everything, including themselves. Along with their regular grooming regimens, our gentlemen require regular massages because they are so tense!

Kitchen and Bar Ware

You didn’t think Conrad and Marcus relax their standards at home, did you? Here are the places they shop to bring luxury to their homes and kitchens!